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Status Stack Tee
Four lines of the assistant working, then one that resolves. The full stop is the design.
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- Free US shipping over $60
- 30-day returns, free return label
- Secure checkout
Highlights
- Garment-dyed 6.1 oz cotton — soft from the first wear, not after ten washes
- Relaxed fit with taped shoulders; sits straight rather than clinging
- Colour is dyed into the finished garment, so it fades evenly instead of patchily
- Wide size run, S through 3XL
Description
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee, cut relaxed through the body with taped shoulder seams so it hangs straight instead of clinging. Dyeing the finished garment rather than the yarn is what gives it the lived-in hand on day one, and it is why the colour softens evenly over years rather than going patchy at the seams. The graphic is set on the chest panel at a size that reads across a room.
Non-Coders. Shipped anyway.
Specifications9 details
- Material
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Weight
- 6.1 oz/yd² (approx. 207 gsm)
- Fit
- Relaxed — true to size
- Construction
- Taped shoulder seams, ribbed collar, double-needle hem
- Finish
- Garment-dyed
- Graphic
- 12 × 16 in chest panel
- Sizes
- S · M · L · XL · 2XL · 3XL
- Colours
- Black
- SKU
- STATUS-STACK-TEE
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the graphic.
Shipping
- Standard — US
- 2–7 business days. Free over $60, otherwise calculated at checkout.
- Dispatch
- Orders are picked and dispatched within 2–3 business days.
- Tracking
- A tracking link is emailed the moment the parcel is scanned.
- Where we ship
- United States only, for now.
Returns
- Window
- 30 days from delivery.
- Condition
- Unworn and unwashed, with the tags still on.
- Return shipping
- Free — we email a prepaid US label when the return is approved.
- Refunds
- Back to the original payment method within 5–10 business days of the parcel reaching us.
- Exchanges
- Start a return and reorder — it is faster than an exchange, and what you want stays reserved.
- Damaged or wrong item
- Send a photo within 30 days and we replace it. No return needed.
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Reviews
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- Bought it as a gift and kept itYuki T.Verified buyerSize 2XL
Had to order a second one for the person it was meant for. Take that as the review.
26 people found this helpful
- Got three comments on day oneWei Z.Verified buyerSize S
Wore it to a standup and two people asked where it was from. It reads at a distance, which most graphic shirts do not.
24 people found this helpful
- Support answered in an hourMarcus D.Verified buyerSize M
I ordered the wrong thing and emailed expecting a three-day wait. Sorted the same morning, no argument.
22 people found this helpful
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