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Merch for people who ship software without writing it.

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Tees, hoodies and embroidered headwear.

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+3 -0 Hoodie

A file row from a review screen. Deletions stay at zero.

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+3 -0 Tee

A file row from a review screen. No slogan, no sentence, nothing to read aloud.

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Accept All Tee

The inline diff accept bar. Gutter, line numbers, green added lines, modifier chips.

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I'll Just Ask AI Hoodie

Stacked, heavy, unapologetic.

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I'll Just Ask AI Tee

Stacked, heavy, unapologetic.

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Social Battery Hoodie

Four percent. Resets at 9:00 PM.

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Social Battery Tee

Four percent. Resets at 9:00 PM. Nothing about a mood resets on a clock.

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Status Stack Tee

Four lines of the assistant working, then one that resolves. The full stop is the design.

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Thinking... Beanie

One line, on the cuff. Reads as a plain beanie until someone is close enough to talk to you.

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Thinking... Cap

One line, worn on the head. The placement is the joke.

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Desk

Mugs and mats for the eight hours in between.

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+3 -0 Desk Mat

A clean pull request, under your hands all day.

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+3 -0 Mug

A clean pull request, at arm's length.

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Context 94% Mug

A bar that is nearly full. It runs the circumference and stops at the handle.

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Don't Ask Again Mug

The permission prompt. Everyone picks the second option. Everyone knows they should not.

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I'll Just Ask AI Mug

Two lines on the mug. Three is too tall for the wrap.

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Social Battery Magic Mug

Cold, it is a plain black mug. Hot, the battery appears at four percent.

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Status Stack Desk Mat

The log down the left third, in Ink on Bone. The keyboard sits over the empty right.

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Carry

Totes and bottles.

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Context 94% Bottle

A bar that is nearly full. 20oz insulated.

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I'll Just Ask AI Tote

Stacked, heavy, unapologetic.

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Social Battery Bottle

Four percent. Resets at 9:00 PM. 20oz insulated.

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Social Battery Tote

Four percent. Resets at 9:00 PM.

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Stickers

Kiss-cut, 3 inches, laptop-grade.

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+3 -0 Sticker

The same lockup at 80mm. One print file, every surface.

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I'll Just Ask AI Sticker

Laptop-lid grade.

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Social Battery Sticker

Laptop-lid grade. The cheapest way to join.

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